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100 Reasons To Love Bossa Nova (Disc 2, 1976​-​1984)

by Wack MC

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1. How many community colleges are there in California? There are about 109, duh. 2. How many California State Universities are there? There are about 23, bear bear. 3. How many Universities of California Colleges are there? There are about 10 in your hair. 4. Are Chapman and USC both public? No. They are both private schools, not public. 5. What are the approximate tuition fees per year at the CSU? About $3200, Auntie Sue. 6. What are the approximate tuition fees per year at the CCC? About $330 per year, cheap for me. 7. What are the approximate tuition fees per year at Private colleges and Universities? It ranges from 7500 to $31500 in fees. 8. Are the general education requirements for an Associate Arts degree the same as G.E. requirements for UC or CSU? No, you know that's not true. 9. How many Units are required to transfer to a UC? 60 units, only if the units are deemed transferrable, moo key. 10. What types of degrees are awarded at a Community college? Associate of Arts or Science degree, and a Vocational certificate in the tall edge. 11. English 100 meets what area of the CSU education requirements? Area A, no fence. 12. Does math 40 fulfill the AA general education requirement? Yes, it cleans your breath like a mint. 13. How many science classes are required to transfer? At least 2 for CSU and a minimum of 3 for UC. 14. The I get c is the general education pattern for what education system? It's for UC's, are you dumb? 15. Is math 100 UC transferable? No, that's really not cool. 16. Is speech required for both UC and CSU? Yes, or else the system gets you. 17. How many units are required for an AA? 60 degree applicable units are needed, eh. 18. What is the maximum number of units a student can transfer? 90 units, good sir! 19. Name all of the UC schools. Berkeley Davis Irvine Los Angeles Merced Riverside San Diego San Francisco Santa Barbara Santa Cruz, they're all jewels. 20. Name 5 CSU schools. Long Beach Fullerton San Bernardino Sacramento Dominguez Hills, no tools.
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1. 2 live crew lyrics dont affect broward county 2. standards are low as we all know 3. comparing artist with bookstore 4. drenched in sex and violence making horrible things seem normal 5. rhetorical question 6. rhetorical question bad art is degrading 7. rhetorical question sexual aggression and misogyny are a staple of rap. rhetorical question masturbation 8. health is all government cares about 9. rap is the same as mentally unstable people 10. today's stuff isn't as bad 11. too much is permitted 12. mayhem in streets
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How to Write a Rap Song 1. Think about the topic of your Rap. 2. Create a low tone (low note etc). The bass line should be in the same key as the song so that there are no 'sour notes' and the beat is easy to work with. The bass line should not be as lengthed as the melody line but should work with it and fit together. Also never forget to add lyrics. If you dont have softwares or instruments, search for beat on youtube 3. Structure the song. A popular song structure would be: Intro, verse, chorus, verse, chorus, chorus, middle 8 (AKA breakdown), chorus, outro. The intro usually consists of all the parts playing, the verse would be just the bass and the drum beat, then the chorus should be all parts playing, the middle 8 (breakdown) should be anything of your choice but must distinguish itself from the rest of the song and the outro is simply the beat just playing on until the song ends. 4. Write lyrics. Rap about anything, but remember to write to the beat, and make sure that your 'flow' is not whack! Just make sure that the lyrics match or just associate with the name of the song. Put your heart into it, be in love with the song when recording it or writing it. Just keep rapping. 5. Listen to your inner rapper to figure out what works best. If you are not sure what to say, remember that the point is to get beyond your mind/memory. Make up sounds and let new language emerge. Try focusing on famous musical artists you respect/love ones/Jah/your heart and see if that affects what comes out. Focus on rhythm and feeling... Let go, flow and appreciate. Ask people for advice 6. Keep in mind, what you're going to rap about and keep writing everything that runs through it on something, if your on a bus, paper or your hand will work just fine, a book would be nice too. Then read everything later and keep the BEST material. 7. Try to rhyme at least once a sentence, make sure not to repeat words , unless it's a verse, or at least sounds cool. Keep a constant tone, if you want to have fun with different voices then dub it over later. People can tell when you're changing your voice and it's lame at best. 8. You don't need to buy FL Studio to get started. There's plenty of free audio editors, such as Audacity that provide a free way to make music. If you happen to have an apple mac computer, those come with Garageband, which will allow you to record right out of the box! Also remember to keep it simple and make sure it has rhythm and beat! TIPS To write a rap song the best thing to do is write from your heart and things that you have experienced in your life and would like sharing with the outside world. Writing a rap song is about writing your feelings and expressing yourself in the best way you can. The hook should be something infectious and catchy. The hook is basically the chorus. Like most of those songs listed, listen to the way the artist works with the beat to create a hook and do the same with your beat. Add flavor to the beats by including drum fills (e.g. before chorus or verse, add additional bass and melody lines and make the song shine). When creating a bass line: the bass could play a note on every kick of the drum beat. A hi-hat can be good, because it keeps the song flowing and keeps the pace, but it's optional. If you don't have access to studio equipment, the following cheap packages can help with your quest: FL Studio, MTV Music Generator, and Hip Hop Ejay. However, the best beats you can get are a live band, so if you have friends who play guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, and even brass give them a call and try to hook something up. You can get online for free or a low price on site such as Tightbeatz, Soundclick, etc. Don't show up to a battle in bad looking clothes or shoes ,etc because that just makes you more vulnerable to being a target for dissing.It may seem bizarre, but even if you have a good flow,if you have an easily targetable appearance or qualtiy, it can cost you the battle. You will win rap battles like tong. Try to make it reflect a personal experience as that will give it more passion WARNINGS Don't rap about personal things that are not true. While some people might take a "I can rap about anything I want to!" attitude, it's best to really look at things before almost universally known as posing. Also keep in mind that just because popular rappers write about that stuff, doesn't make your raps any *It's always ok to have the knowledge to rap about anything, but remember you'll lose respect and word will go out on the streets if you don't keep it real. Don't be fake with it, just be real and have fun. If your rap lyrics suggest someone who you're really not, then refrain from such lyrics. For example, don't just take it all the way and say that you were born in the hood, if you really weren't.The more you expose your false lyrics, the less respect you will gain. By just keeping the content simple, you can impress many more people. If you really, really, really want to write a rap about something you don't do, make sure you make them as ridiculous as possible. Buff up the braggadocio; exaggerate to insane levels. Don't do it often, and not in serious songs, but have fun with it. Be careful, try not to make the rhythm of the song faster then you can rap, you could end up rapping out gibberish! Dont diss other rapper until you are good at freestyle Based on work by Tom Viren, Krystle C., Jack Herrick, Ben Rubenstein, Axiom, Imperatrix, Aurelien Berger, Dave Crosby, Brett, Lewis Shaw, KnowItSome, Sondra C, Ilya A. 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FAVOURITE BALLOON 2. You are doing research on planet X and you take your favorite balloon with you. It is made of a new material that can shrink or expand without breaking. When the balloon is inside your space station where the temperature is 27 Degrees Celsius and the pressure is 0.925 atmospheres, it has a volume of 425 milliliters. One day the balloon drifts into the airlock and escapes out into the atmosphere. If planet X has a temperature of negative 105 Celcius and a pressure of 4.00 millimeter mercury, what volume will your balloon have on planet X? Convert Celsius into kelvin by adding 273 degrees. 27 Degrees Celsius plus 273 degrees equals 300 kelvin. Negative 105 degrees celcius plus 273 degrees equals 168 kelvin. Convert 4 millimeters mercury into atmospheres by multiplying 1 atmosphere over 760 millimeters mercury. 4 millimeters mercury times 1 atmosphere over 760 millimeters mercury equals 5.26 times ten to the negative third atmospheres. Use the equation PV over t equals PV over T. 0.925 atmospheres times 425 milliliters all over 300 kelvin equals 5.26 times 10 to the negative third times x all over 168 kelvin. Solve for x by dividing 5.26 times 10 to the negative third over 168 kelvin from 0.925 atmospheres times 425 milliliters all over 300 kelvin. All units except milliliters will cancel. The answer is 4.19 times ten to the fourth milliliters.
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Dachshund Fever, Superficial Missle, Receding Hairline, Cat Whistle, Halloween Sample, Racing Mummies, Fictitious Cheerios, Elephant Dummies, Thug Diaries, Combover Surprise, Troublemaking Sunsets, Adolescent Fries, -The Fat Guy is Always the Coolest, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun pool vest, -I Wanna Be a Firetruck When I Grow Up, e e e e e e e e e e e e go duck, -Alfred Lord Tennesons Favourite Pair of Trousers, a a a a a a a a a a a a cow sirs, Suspicious Tables, Rotating Meadows, Razor-Sharp Pumpkins, Chicken Fed Nose, Distinguished Cherries, Coffin-Flavored Cookies, Flirting Milkstands, Sea Otter Bookies, Dumptruck Diaries, Honey Fork, Elongating Rabbits, Funny Snork -The Fat Guy is Always the Coolest, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun pool vest, -I Wanna Be a Firetruck When I Grow Up, e e e e e e e e e e e e go duck, -Alfred Lord Tennesons Favourite Pair of Trousers, a a a a a a a a a a a a cow sirs, Cucumber Express, Swollen Teeth, Vibrating Pretzels, Boxing Day Wreath, Fluffy Lobsters, Jaundice Cubs, Liquid Patients, Alligator Book Clubs, Mutant Mutants, Frozen Babies, Wendys Bag of Hair, Chosen Rabies, -The Fat Guy is Always the Coolest, dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun pool vest, -I Wanna Be a Firetruck When I Grow Up, e e e e e e e e e e e e go duck, -Alfred Lord Tennesons Favourite Pair of Trousers, a a a a a a a a a a a a cow sirs,
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Hair Bear
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Unicorns and Saxophones I like Toni Braxton's tones
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What do the outer layers of skin, mouth, throat, anal canal, and vagina have in common? They are all lined with Stratified Squamous Epithelium. Stratified Squamous Epithelium Stratified Squamous Epithelium Stratified Squamous Epithelium Stratified Squamous Epithelium What exactly is that? Well, you must first know what a tissue is It is a grouping of specific cells joined together. Stratified Squamous Epithelium Stratified Squamous Epithelium Stratified Squamous Epithelium Stratified Squamous Epithelium The difference between the S.S.E. and other types (such as Simple Squamous Epithelium or Pseudostratified Columnar Epithelium) is that in the many layers present, not all of them are the same. Stratified Squamous Epithelium Stratified Squamous Epithelium Stratified Squamous Epithelium Stratified Squamous Epithelium As each layer gets older, it gets pushed to the surface (exposed), which flattens them at the top. This means that it is constantly repairing itself - like a snake sheds its skin, for example. Stratified Squamous Epithelium Stratified Squamous Epithelium Stratified Squamous Epithelium Stratified Squamous Epithelium One thing that you may have noticed is that the skin is dry compared to the mouth, throat, anal canal, and vagina, but somehow they are the same. Why is that? Well, because the skin is used for protection, so the dryness translates into toughness. The wet section is constantly being secreted with fluid from goblet cells to keep it smooth. Other than that, they all possess the same qualities.
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Space rap waste tap yace pap ace sap dase fap gase hap jace kap lace zap ase cap vase bap nase map Most of that rhymes, yo! It's space rap 2000, the space rap of the future The word for the definition of a stitch or row of stitches holding together the edges of a wound or surgical incision is suture Beside bunny tries an answering bug Puppy malfunctions below ugly The ash despairs with the blast The ray bucks Mummy rephrases fast Hair smiles before the trumpet Anvil hopes for anthill across hindsight The tile declines fish water represents the phoenix in lines Should rabid pandas experiment hangs from the immortal throat beneath a dialect The current lad sands greenhouse on top of the delight A fortune straws grasshopper At night Scapegoat leaks outside Big Bopper Space rap waste tap yace pap ace sap dase fap gase hap jace kap lace zap ase cap vase bap nase map Most of that rhymes, yo! It's space rap 2000, the space rap of the future The word for the definition of a stitch or row of stitches holding together the edges of a wound or surgical incision is suture Beside the touch reverts a kernel How will the appendix yawn Bernal The woman crashes opposite the sinful altogether The different bin full of restaurants folds balance The malice chord puzzles beneath whatever apology The earth previews our fork Music-ology The eye flowers the writer before the tried boredom How does an attractive sacrifice swallow A sore thumb. Space rap waste tap yace pap ace sap dase fap gase hap jace kap lace zap ase cap vase bap nase map Most of that rhymes, yo! It's space rap 2000, the space rap of the future The word for the definition of a stitch or row of stitches holding together the edges of a wound or surgical incision is suture The disco tycoon speaks of a memorandum banter Waterway paranoia generates circus evolution cantor Aphrodite's hijacker eavesdrops thieves cops Defamation nuclear escapist curfew kamikazes cultivate and pulsate scapegoat nephew Siphon polluting paradise Culprits plumage spare a dice Clergymen mechanisms grimace mortal zookeeper Glutton facelift stigma in blue streaker Space rap waste tap yace pap ace sap dase fap gase hap jace kap lace zap ase cap vase bap nase map Most of that rhymes, yo! It's space rap 2000, the space rap of the future The word for the definition of a stitch or row of stitches holding together the edges of a wound or surgical incision is suture Got the milky way grace water flowin on a seventies high noon straight up character big blowing buffoons throwing up gang signs oxymoron braille pylons growing tube of tuba toothpaste sprack 16-9 dozen 14 big black balloon hyper spider catcher flowers got a contractor attracting power with a dusty mellow cousin with a puzzling hollow ivy breaking brackets brilliantly, doesn't it high balloon horseshoes tumble hoity toity twine gallantly galloping grannies space out on toons they thought were mine 10-4 rubber ducky butterflies straight no bounds with those hounds buying rounds juice orangina, watermelon, apple pine a spare a donkey deck unlimited karat gold wise up son work it wreck it keep it green your not keeping your copter cold so you better keep it clean I broke the shrimp machine combusting busts and purple passions spitting heights of hollowed dice your life isn't getting any shorter striking mice in yellow space ten thousand dozen dump it whining willow will not wump it bus circuit magnets maniacs dusting reverse vacuum tendencies you're offending me with that cake your still sending me out to make a big balance Space rap waste tap yace pap ace sap dase fap gase hap jace kap lace zap ase cap vase bap nase map Most of that rhymes, yo! It's space rap 2000, the space rap of the future The word for the definition of a stitch or row of stitches holding together the edges of a wound or surgical incision is suture undismayable sunshade collapse rah oatmeal danced unimpeachable manliness saw edd reenforced handy screed grouch tune filigreed oatmeal seed bayonet score duodenal bellowing paronychia bloody yellowing neoclassic gertrude skeleton locale updated subcutaneous tooth a zoid hamate integrated anachronistic nonpuerility hoofing rear calorific humanoid Space rap waste tap yace pap ace sap dase fap gase hap jace kap lace zap ase cap vase bap nase map Most of that rhymes, yo! It's space rap 2000, the space rap of the future The word for the definition of a stitch or row of stitches holding together the edges of a wound or surgical incision is suture
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